Wednesday, April 2, 2008

I am Sam 2: Green Eggs and Harry

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I am Sam 2: Green Eggs and Harry

Sam is back, and this time, he’s pissed. Since he lost custody of his daughter seven years ago, Sam joined the NYPD and hit the beat on the mean streets of New York City, with his partner “Dirty” Harry Callahan.

Here’s an exerpt:

EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY

THUG #118 turns the corner, exhausted from his chase with SAM, and finally finding himself face-to-face with HARRY.

HARRY

Drop the gun before I put a hole in your chest the size of your prick! That’s right. It’ll be small, embarrassing and painful to look at.

THUG #118

Man, I got six kids. They don’t pay me enough for this shit.

THUG #118 drops the gun at his feet, holding his hands high in the air. Sam comes from behind with his handcuffs and puts them on the thug, with a big grin on his face.

SAM

You dropped the gun, that was a good choice. That’s a excellent choice.

When Sam’s sexy teenage daughter is kidnapped by the evil Hong Kong Chinese Triad Yakuza Hybrid New Wave Syndicate, they aren’t afraid to get retarded dangerous on their ass. So help him, if Sam’s out of bullets, he’ll hug them all to death.

4 comments:

The biggest China you've seen said...

Hehehe, good... good...
How about Big Trouble in Little China 2: Big Trouble in Big China?

Inkpot said...

Rotfl! :)

To tbcys - I would like to see Big Trouble in Little China, especially if it had been made 20 years ago and had kurt russell in it!

Malice Blackheart said...

"A Little Trouble in Big China"
That could be good. I'm ashamed to say, I still haven't seen BTiLC. I'll try to rectify that.

Tibet your life on it! said...

WHAT! Oh Lord have mercy! You are missing out on one of the greatest Asio-Caucasoid partner-adventure movies.